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The Jissou Trailblazers!
>>109521
>>109521>>109522were those maggots fed gunpowder, or something like that?
>>109555More that jissou shit is likely flammable. If you consider the thought of how much shit they produce, the idea was brought up that it's highly compressed inside them, and given plenty of aeration as it's spat out.Fuel + oxygen = highly flammableI disagree, though. Anything compressed that hard would mean that a typical maggot would be very heavy in the hand. About the weight of a good set of ball bearings teh same size.Tho that'd explain why they can achieve terminal velocity - most creatures that size would just land on impact, like mice.
>>109555
More that jissou shit is likely flammable. If you consider the thought of how much shit they produce, the idea was brought up that it's highly compressed inside them, and given plenty of aeration as it's spat out.
Fuel + oxygen = highly flammable
I disagree, though. Anything compressed that hard would mean that a typical maggot would be very heavy in the hand. About the weight of a good set of ball bearings teh same size.
Tho that'd explain why they can achieve terminal velocity - most creatures that size would just land on impact, like mice.
>>109564Don't know if this might help illustrate the concept.
>>109564
Don't know if this might help illustrate the concept.
Well, yes, its apparent they are THAT frail.
For some reason this picture reminds me of the "Last Judgment" panel of "The Garden of Earthly Delights"
>>109564Not necessarily. If jissoushit resembles that of a human shit at least partially, it means it has traces of methane to it (you know, the thing which makes farts, shit, and rot smell bad), which is a gas. methane gas is flammable, thats why you can set your farts on fire. So jissougrub dont really need to weigh a lot in order to be highly flammable. They just need to be full of farts and shit. :D
Not necessarily. If jissoushit resembles that of a human shit at least partially, it means it has traces of methane to it (you know, the thing which makes farts, shit, and rot smell bad), which is a gas. methane gas is flammable, thats why you can set your farts on fire. So jissougrub dont really need to weigh a lot in order to be highly flammable. They just need to be full of farts and shit. :D
>>109661Actually, flatulence is largely carbon dioxide, a non-flammable gas.
>>109661
Actually, flatulence is largely carbon dioxide, a non-flammable gas.
Out of curiosity, do you think Jissouseki are general short term planners or long term ones? Depending on how you look it, they do quite well for themselves by scavenging a home from trash and boxes. A few were shown to have built a small home made from sticks, large ferns and leaves. Others fill it with enough rags to make a hobo jealous.
>>109678Now that you mention it, Jissou do seem to have a need to have little houses of their own. Leave them alone long enough and eventually they arrange their nests like mini Martha Stewarts. I guess every doll needs her doll house, it is quintessential...
>>109678
Now that you mention it, Jissou do seem to have a need to have little houses of their own. Leave them alone long enough and eventually they arrange their nests like mini Martha Stewarts. I guess every doll needs her doll house, it is quintessential...
>>109727...And yet all their efforts are always doomed from the start due to their own stupidity. Even the most earnest attempt to provide for themselves or children will end in failure due to a fatal flaw obvious to any human but never to a Jissou. It could be the location they build their home, such as in the middle of the road. It may have seemed safe at the time but soon a car will come and crush them all.(Note: Pictures are posted in reverse order.)
>>109727
...And yet all their efforts are always doomed from the start due to their own stupidity. Even the most earnest attempt to provide for themselves or children will end in failure due to a fatal flaw obvious to any human but never to a Jissou. It could be the location they build their home, such as in the middle of the road. It may have seemed safe at the time but soon a car will come and crush them all.
(Note: Pictures are posted in reverse order.)
>>109728I wonder how CivJ will turn out.
How about a jissouseki stomping day ? (Weasel Stomping Day)www.you tube.com/watch?v=jEOAh9RDIfI
How about a jissouseki stomping day ?
(Weasel Stomping Day)www.you tube.com/watch?v=jEOAh9RDIfI
>>109662Yes, but theres still traces of methane to it. Shit's distinct bad smell solely comes from that. So if Jissou is practically 90% of ass and shit, Them being highly flammable wouldnt be a surprise. Though I wonder if the pressure inside them would be so tense that they would explode if set on fire....O.o
>>109662
Yes, but theres still traces of methane to it. Shit's distinct bad smell solely comes from that. So if Jissou is practically 90% of ass and shit, Them being highly flammable wouldnt be a surprise. Though I wonder if the pressure inside them would be so tense that they would explode if set on fire....O.o
>>109771Actually, the fire made it's way into the anus of the Maggot where a huge load of unloaded crap was stored. Seeing how soft, squishy and fragile maggots are in general, it's no surprise that the Maggot suffered from internal combustion.
You people are sick!But that is why love you :3.
You people are sick!
But that is why love you :3.
>>109779Here is the artist.www.pixiv.net/index.php?id=45427
>>109779Here is the artist.
www.pixiv.net/index.php?id=45427
So what is this SimJissou I've hear about? Is it real?
>>109814Working on it.
>>109814
Working on it.
Jissou to your rescue!!!!
I think this proves that at least some jissou value their offspring more than just objects.
>>109881And on the other end of the spectrum...
ouch
>>109883This is why you do not FUCK with demons. Not even demon jissou.
>>109883
This is why you do not FUCK with demons. Not even demon jissou.
Always helps to return the favor
>>109900I don't think they need our help with that.
>>109900
I don't think they need our help with that.
>>109910Same subject, different artist.
>>109910
Same subject, different artist.
>>109911Translation! NOW!
>>109911
Translation! NOW!
>>109564>land on impactI kinda lol'd on this.
>land on impact
I kinda lol'd on this.
>>109951300 Yen? That would be bargain or junk jissou right? Why is she in a cage by herself?
>>109951
300 Yen? That would be bargain or junk jissou right? Why is she in a cage by herself?
>>109984Maybe she was downgraded due to behavior.
>>109984
Maybe she was downgraded due to behavior.
>>109993What I meant was, the cheaper ones tend to get grouped together in large pens. Only really well behaved and subsequently expensive Jissou get an entire cage to themselves.
>>109995Maybe they just slaped the sticker on rather then bother moving her.
>>109995
Maybe they just slaped the sticker on rather then bother moving her.
Well, this may be her future at any rate...
Wut?
lol
I want a jissou on a tshirt.
>>110029I do enjoy when cute girls torture and kill Jissou.
>>110029
I do enjoy when cute girls torture and kill Jissou.
Wow
>>109779I didn't notice she was giving birth to Jissou last time this was posted. This picture gets more disgusting every time I look at it.
>>109779
I didn't notice she was giving birth to Jissou last time this was posted. This picture gets more disgusting every time I look at it.
>>110356NO, This picture gets more disgusting every time I look at it!!!
>>110356
NO, This picture gets more disgusting every time I look at it!!!
I wonder why nice pets are put outside when the owners took all the time to train them to become companions and leave them out to be eaten by their cannibalistic wild kind.
Also, be careful where you tie your leash...
>>110386M'Kay Desu.
>>110386
M'Kay Desu.
Bump testing
Cannibal Jissoucaust
>>110537 Wow, and I thought Jissou torture-porn couldn't get any more offensive...
>>110537
Wow, and I thought Jissou torture-porn couldn't get any more offensive...
>>110537Now I've officially seen it all...
Now I've officially seen it all...
>>110563
I guess I should post the jissou-obama picture them ...
>>110626A link has already been posted by Benji Z-Man on the lit page://files1.guildlaunch.net/guild/library/17420/Stage%205%20-%202.jpgAlso that offensive pic has been on at least 4 threads since Feb this year.
>>110626
A link has already been posted by Benji Z-Man on the lit page
://files1.guildlaunch.net/guild/library/17420/Stage%205%20-%202.jpg
Also that offensive pic has been on at least 4 threads since Feb this year.
Moving right along... more Jissou dying.
What a slobbering pile of lard.
"Look mama! A Mr.Man techi! Maybe he has food techi!""Mr. Man! Mr. Man! You have lots of food desu? Share food with us desu? Maybe give us warm home and lots of food everyday desu?"
"Look mama! A Mr.Man techi! Maybe he has food techi!"
"Mr. Man! Mr. Man! You have lots of food desu? Share food with us desu? Maybe give us warm home and lots of food everyday desu?"
>>110643"Look mama! Beef techi! I hungry. You give food? Yes, techi? Mr. Man is kind techi?""Mr. Man open box now desu! We hungry desu!"
>>110643
"Look mama! Beef techi! I hungry. You give food? Yes, techi? Mr. Man is kind techi?"
"Mr. Man open box now desu! We hungry desu!"
>>110644"DEGYAAAAA! WHAT YOU DO DESU! EYES HURT DESU!""M-M-Mr.Man, what you do techi? What this techi?"
>>110644"DEGYAAAAA! WHAT YOU DO DESU! EYES HURT DESU!"
"M-M-Mr.Man, what you do techi? What this techi?"
>>110645"Mama, arms hurt techi. Can't move techi.""DEEE...MR.MAN! YOU HELP US NOW DESU!"
>>110645
"Mama, arms hurt techi. Can't move techi."
"DEEE...MR.MAN! YOU HELP US NOW DESU!"
>>110646rustle"WHO THERE DESU! YOU COME CLOSER I HURT YOU DESU!""Mmm...Ma...Ma...H-hungry t-t-t-techi..."
>>110646rustle
"WHO THERE DESU! YOU COME CLOSER I HURT YOU DESU!"
"Mmm...Ma...Ma...H-hungry t-t-t-techi..."
Admittedly, this one was smart enough to cook its offspring.
>>110649Jissouseki are naturally callous.
>>110649
Jissouseki are naturally callous.
This picture makes me RAGGGEEEEE !!!!!!!
>>110699Ahh much better, now everything is right with the world
>>110699
Ahh much better, now everything is right with the world
This one made me giggle a lot
>>110774I wonder where he found a ball gag small enough for a maggot? Perhaps in a kinky doll's house?On an unrelated note, I had a weird dream about Jissouseki last night! I was playing DOW as the Jissou faction and Jissou grubs were the basic base-builder unit. By rubbing their bellies I could get them to level up, like Kroot eating their dead enemies and they all kept squeking 'refu! refu!' as I did it. Fucking twisted.
>>110774
I wonder where he found a ball gag small enough for a maggot? Perhaps in a kinky doll's house?
On an unrelated note, I had a weird dream about Jissouseki last night! I was playing DOW as the Jissou faction and Jissou grubs were the basic base-builder unit. By rubbing their bellies I could get them to level up, like Kroot eating their dead enemies and they all kept squeking 'refu! refu!' as I did it. Fucking twisted.
>>110661Any way to get an animated version of this?
>>110661
Any way to get an animated version of this?
>>110801Make one in GIMP, Photoshop, or Paint.Net. ;-)
>>110801Make one in GIMP, Photoshop, or Paint.Net.
;-)
Brush your jissou everyday
>>110924
By the way, did any of you feel any sort of contempt for Jissous when you first saw them without even knowing what they were? I did, I knew they were kind of cute but there was something off putting and rage inducing about them which got brought me here in the first place.So, what physical trait of Jissous repulses you the most? For me, it's got to be their squat, pudgy bodies.
By the way, did any of you feel any sort of contempt for Jissous when you first saw them without even knowing what they were? I did, I knew they were kind of cute but there was something off putting and rage inducing about them which got brought me here in the first place.
So, what physical trait of Jissous repulses you the most? For me, it's got to be their squat, pudgy bodies.
>>110927Uncanny Valley at work.
>>110927Their pathetic need to be loved and cared for by humans, despite that fact that they're revolting little turds who have nothing to give in return.
>>110927
Their pathetic need to be loved and cared for by humans, despite that fact that they're revolting little turds who have nothing to give in return.
Their very existence pisses me off.
>>110986This. Also, their sense of entitlement to being treated like little princesses, in spite of them being the dime-a-dozen humanoid societal tumors that they are. Also, their maggots. They can be described as living, talking, eating turds whose sole purpose is to make more excrement and smear it all over the place. Remember 'shizno' from RvB? We now have an equivalent meaning in our language: it's a Jissou maggot.
>>110986
This. Also, their sense of entitlement to being treated like little princesses, in spite of them being the dime-a-dozen humanoid societal tumors that they are.
Also, their maggots. They can be described as living, talking, eating turds whose sole purpose is to make more excrement and smear it all over the place. Remember 'shizno' from RvB? We now have an equivalent meaning in our language: it's a Jissou maggot.
>>110998They're like living breathing shadows of humanity's own Id. Only a fair few are given the Ego and Superego to help rein in their need for immediate satisfaction.
>>110998
They're like living breathing shadows of humanity's own Id. Only a fair few are given the Ego and Superego to help rein in their need for immediate satisfaction.
>>111014I don't get it ....
>>111014
I don't get it ....
>>110790>>110790>>110790♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥OH MY FUCKING GOD WHERE DID YOU GET IT !!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥THIS IS A DREAM SOME TRUE FOR ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥AN ANIMATED JISSOU SUFFERING HAIR PULLING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>>111015Oh good. You're not supposed to. I'm just trolling REd.
>>111033And now, I realize that it wasn't that funny to begin with, so I removed it.
This is great torture - rub the jissouseki's face in front of dried urine in a public restroom XD
How dare they complain - she should be kissing Mr.Man's feet for letting her live every second of her pathetic excuse for a life
>>111036Well then, we must do what is necessary to the offending Jissou.
>>111017lol, glad you like it so much!Link is here, it's in moon language, but just click on the top left link on the page. h--p://nijibox.dynup.net/jissou/
>>111017
lol, glad you like it so much!
Link is here, it's in moon language, but just click on the top left link on the page. h--p://nijibox.dynup.net/jissou/
Help me cut the choice meats
See Mr. Man, put paw on face.
See Mr. Man, put...ummm...put...uhhhh...tsk yeahhhh...
>>111267Cast in the name of God, Ye Guilty.
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